The Final Member


The Final Member. Cue the dun dun dun music.

Want to give you and your mate some serious talking points at the next party you go to? This movie is a good one for sure! At the very least, you’ll get a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two.

The documentary takes us to Iceland, where Sigurdur “Siggy” Hjartarson is on a journey to collect the “final” phallus to complete his collection housed in the Icelandic Phallological Museum. You read that right; he collects penises, of all types. So far he’s got 215 specimens from throughout the animal kingdom, and the final penis is a human penis.

One of the most intriguing parts of the film is the man from the USA – Tom Mitchell – who has a strong desire to cut his cock off to be the first penis mounted and shown in the museum. He says he wants, “Elmo [his penis] to be the most famous penis.” We don’t want to spoil too much of the movie with details but this guy will leave you questioning his emotional stability.

As impressive as Elmo may be, however, there is another contender – Pall Arason – a legendary explorer in Iceland and known womanizer who can offer Siggy a far more famous specimen, as long as it meets the “legal length” (a minimum of 5 inches). Much of the film revolves around these eccentric characters.

In sum, it is delightfully disturbing. Check it out on Netflix instant play or amazon.

– Keeley & Nikita